{"id":11304,"date":"2018-08-20T04:08:26","date_gmt":"2018-08-20T09:08:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/?p=11304"},"modified":"2018-08-18T13:21:22","modified_gmt":"2018-08-18T18:21:22","slug":"your-weekly-politickle-right-on-q","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/your-weekly-politickle-right-on-q\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Weekly Politickle: RIGHT ON Q"},"content":{"rendered":"

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:<\/strong><\/p>\n

RIGHT ON Q
\nThough for months it has seemed like a dud,
\nThe drip-dropping will soon be a flood,
\nAnd the things we will hear
\nAs the midterms draw near:
\nDirty Democrats covered in mud!<\/p>\n

From the archive
\n<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

SLOW DEATH
\nAs investigators make connections,
\nDirty Democrats face rejections:
\nTheir poll numbers will slip
\nAs the facts drip, drip \u2013
\nRight on up to the midterm elections.
\n(2018)<\/p>\n

WELL, DUH!
\nI had never the slightest confusion
\nAnd came easily to this conclusion,
\nNeeding no one to show me
\nIt was Mueller and Comey<\/span>
\nWith the Clintons engaged in collusion.
\n(2017)<\/p>\n

URANIUM ONE
\nTo avoid an erroneous conclusion,
\nLet\u2019s begin by dispelling confusion:
\nIt was Hillary who took
\nRussian bribes like a crook,
\nIt was Hillary engaged in collusion.
\n(2017)<\/p>\n

ONE LAW
\nEqual justice is our paradigm
\nAnd applies to commission of crime.
\nThat\u2019s why Comey<\/span> and Lynch
\nShould both feel the \u201cpinch\u201d
\nAnd Obama and Clinton<\/span> do time.
\n(2017)<\/p>\n

BALLAD OF HILL\u2019RY CLINTON<\/span><\/p>\n

[to the tune of Davy Crockett]<\/p>\n

Married to the governor of Arkansas,
\nSaw herself and him as above the law<\/span>.
\nHow that First Lady would scratch and claw<\/span>
\nTo get some filthy lucre in her grubby paws!
\nHill\u2019ry, Hill\u2019ry Clinton, Queen of the Racketeers<\/span>!<\/p>\n

At Madison Guaranty Savings & Loan,
\nThe McDougals did their best to throw her a bone.
\nEveryone went to prison, \u2018cept Bill and her alone.
\n\u201cWhitewatergate\u201d is how that scandal\u2019s known.
\nHill\u2019ry, Hill\u2019ry Clinton, Queen of the Racketeers<\/span>!<\/p>\n

When she got to the White House, there were scandals galore:
\nThere were Travelgate and Fostergate and umpteen more,
\nFilegate and Chinagate (with help from Al Gore),
\nPardongate and other -gates \u2013 who can even keep score?
\nHill\u2019ry, Hill\u2019ry Clinton, Queen of the Racketeers<\/span>!<\/p>\n

In the Senate and at State, there was more of the same:
\nTrading favors for financing has always been her aim.
\nFor disasters like Bengazi, she refused to take the blame,
\nEmailgate\u2019s the latest and she acts like it\u2019s a game.
\nHill\u2019ry, Hill\u2019ry Clinton, Queen of the Racketeers<\/span>!<\/p>\n

She will speak in phony accents \u2019cause she likes to condescend,
\nShe just uses everybody and has never had a friend,
\nShe deserves to be in prison and that\u2019s where her life should end,
\nHow she expects to be the president is too hard to comprehend.
\nHill\u2019ry, Hill\u2019ry Clinton, Queen of the Racketeers<\/span>!
\n(2016)<\/p>\n

Last week\u2019s limerick<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

TOO MUCH WINNIE
\nXi Jinping likes to act like he\u2019s tough,
\nBut his bluster is nothing but bluff:
\nHe\u2019s a dictator who
\nIs frightened by Pooh!
\nWho\u2019s afraid of a bear stuffed with fluff?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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