{"id":11104,"date":"2018-03-19T02:07:32","date_gmt":"2018-03-19T07:07:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/?p=11104"},"modified":"2018-03-17T13:08:31","modified_gmt":"2018-03-17T18:08:31","slug":"your-weekly-politickle-ballot-of-fire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/your-weekly-politickle-ballot-of-fire\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Weekly Politickle: BALLOT OF FIRE"},"content":{"rendered":"

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:<\/strong><\/p>\n

BALLOT OF FIRE
\nHillary thinks that white women aren\u2019t bold,
\nThat they mindlessly vote as they\u2019re told \u2013
\nBy a husband, for one,
\nOr a boss or a son \u2013
\nBut forgets that they\u2019re secretly polled.<\/p>\n

\n

From the archive<\/em><\/p>\n

DON OF THE DEAD
\nDeep in Boondoggle Bog, the Beast thrives,
\nUntil one day The Donald arrives.
\n\u201cThey are draining the swamp!\u201d
\nShe shrieks, running: clomp, clomp.
\n\u201cHe is coming! Run! Run for your lives!\u201d
\n(2017)<\/p>\n

URANIUM ONE
\nTo avoid an erroneous conclusion,
\nLet\u2019s begin by dispelling confusion:
\nIt was Hillary<\/span> who took
\nRussian bribes like a crook,
\nIt was Hillary<\/span> engaged in collusion.
\n(2017)<\/p>\n

GOOD NOOSE
\nWith more dirt every day to defend,
\nEven Hillary can now see the trend:
\n\u201cIt\u2019s just not meant to be,
\nI\u2019ll need some place to flee,
\nMy great criminal career\u2019s at an end.\u201d
\n(2016)<\/p>\n

WHY? WHY? WHY?
\n\u201cIs it all the untrue things I\u2019ve said?
\nIs it that I look more than half-dead?
\nThat I\u2019m guilty of treason<\/span>,
\nCould that be the reason?
\nIs that why I am not way ahead?\u201d
\n(2016)<\/p>\n

$PEECHE$
\nShe\u2019s about as exciting as clay
\nAnd has nothing of interest to say,
\nBut the muckety-mucks
\nGive her millions of bucks
\n\u2018Cause they know that they must pay to play.
\n(2016)<\/p>\n

RODHAM
\n\u201cI support, I embrace, I exalt
\nEvery victim of sexual assault
\n\u2013 Unless it was Bill
\nExercising his will,
\nIn which case, the hussy\u2019s at fault.\u201d
\n(2016)<\/p>\n

CASHIFIED INFORMATION
\n\u201cFor accelerated authorization
\nWith regard to above application:
\nTo ensure I approve you,
\nIt might well behoove you
\nTo kick in to my family foundation.\u201d
\n(2015)<\/p>\n

WICKED
\nThrough years the graft<\/span> extends
\nAnd favors for their \u201cfriends\u201d:
\nThey plundered like Vandals,
\nNow Hillary\u2019s scandals
\nAre burning at both ends.
\n(2015)<\/p>\n

HOW SPECIAL
\nRules applied to the masses and not them,
\nBut their hubris eventually got them:
\nFirst fell Spitzer, then Weiner,
\nAnd now somebody meaner \u2013
\nThe Belle of Benghazi, Ms. Rodham.
\n(2015)<\/p>\n

CLINTONEMAIL<\/span>.COMEDY
\n\u201cYou\u2019ll hand over your emails, complete,
\nWithout further delay or deceit.\u201d
\n\u201cOh, please, don\u2019t have a cow:
\nI\u2019m compiling them now \u2013
\nOops! I\u2019m sorry, I just hit \u2018delete.\u2019\u201d
\n(2015)<\/p>\n

NOT DOT GOV
\nYou\u2019d expect a felonious female
\nNot to want to mail mail the way we mail,
\nNot to follow the rules
\nLike the rest of us fools,
\nAnd to have her own personal email.
\n(2015)<\/p>\n

BELLE OF BENGHAZI
\nThe worst candidates money can buy
\nAre the ones psychopathically sly,
\nSo inherently truthless,
\nSelf-absorbedly ruthless
\nThey don\u2019t care when their countrymen die.
\n(2014)<\/p>\n

DECISIONS, DECISIONS
\nHow best might Bill\u2019s bimbos be tarred?
\nWhich long-standing friends to discard?
\nWhat dumb do for her hair?
\nWhich drab pantsuit to wear?
\nHillary\u2019s choices were hardy har hard!
\n(2014)<\/p>\n

HILL OF BEANS
\n\u201cOh, for goodness sake:
\nI made a little mistake!
\nSo I lied and lied
\nAnd people died:
\nWhat difference does it make?\u201d
\n(2013)<\/p>\n

THE POLITICS OF
\nPERSONAL CONSTRUCTION
\n\u201cI brought Belfast the peace they desire
\nAnd in Bosnia dodged sniper fire!
\nI\u2019m impossibly grand
\nAnd cannot understand
\nWhy I\u2019m called an incorrigible liar!\u201d
\n(2008)<\/p>\n

LYING HISTORY
\nA librarian with conviction,
\nFinding too much contradiction
\nIn a certain book
\nBy a noted crook,
\nHad it classified as \u201cfiction.\u201d
\n(2003)<\/p>\n

BUBBA BATH
\nEight years of the Clintons in power
\nLeave a taste in the mouth that is sour
\nAnd an overall sense
\nThat we need a good rinse
\nAnd should spend extra time in the shower.
\n(2000)<\/p>\n

Last week\u2019s limerick<\/em><\/p>\n

FALSE TART
\n\u201cDid you know what the lecher would do
\nAnd go up to his room with a view
\nToward landing a part
\nAs an overpaid tart
\n(Or a \u2018victimized\u2019 woman)? #MeToo!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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