{"id":10957,"date":"2017-12-04T02:50:29","date_gmt":"2017-12-04T08:50:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/?p=10957"},"modified":"2017-12-03T12:56:25","modified_gmt":"2017-12-03T18:56:25","slug":"your-weekly-politickle-well-duh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/your-weekly-politickle-well-duh\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Weekly Politickle: WELL, DUH!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:<\/strong><\/p>\n

WELL, DUH!
\nI had never the slightest confusion
\nAnd came easily to this conclusion,
\nNeeding no one to show me
\nIt was Mueller and Comey
\nWith the Clintons engaged in collusion.<\/p>\n

\n

From the archive<\/em><\/p>\n

URANIUM ONE
\nTo avoid an erroneous conclusion,
\nLet\u2019s begin by dispelling confusion:
\nIt was Hillary who took
\nRussian bribes like a crook,
\nIt was Hillary engaged in collusion.
\n(2017)<\/p>\n

ONE LAW
\nEqual justice is our paradigm
\nAnd applies to commission of crime.
\nThat\u2019s why Comey and Lynch
\nShould both feel the \u201cpinch\u201d
\nAnd Obama and Clinton<\/span> do time.
\n(2017)<\/p>\n

SHOW
\n\u201cAs of yet, we have failed to outflank him,
\nHaving turned up no evidence, dang him!
\nBut ours is a court
\nOf a different sort:
\nWe will have a \u2018fair\u2019 trial and then hang him.\u201d
\n(2017)<\/p>\n

CLINTONEMAIL<\/span>.COMEDY
\n\u201cYou\u2019ll hand over your emails, complete,
\nWithout further delay or deceit.\u201d
\n\u201cOh, please, don\u2019t have a cow:
\nI\u2019m compiling them now \u2013
\nOops! I\u2019m sorry, I just hit \u2018delete.\u2019\u201d
\n(2015)<\/p>\n

NOT DOT GOV
\nYou\u2019d expect a felonious female
\nNot to want to mail mail the way we mail,
\nNot to follow the rules
\nLike the rest of us fools,
\nAnd to have her own personal email.
\n(2015)<\/p>\n

BELLE OF BENGHAZI
\nThe worst candidates money can buy
\nAre the ones psychopathically sly,
\nSo inherently truthless,
\nSelf-absorbedly ruthless
\nThey don\u2019t care when their countrymen die
\n(2014)<\/p>\n

HILL OF BEANS
\n\u201cOh, for goodness sake:
\nI made a little mistake!
\nSo I lied and lied
\nAnd people died:
\nWhat difference does it make?\u201d
\n(2013)<\/p>\n

INSIDE JOB
\nHaving failed in a decades-long try,
\nAn appreciative communist spy
\nPays a due compliment
\nTo our own President
\nFor destroying the FBI<\/span>.
\n(1998)<\/p>\n

Last week\u2019s limerick<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201cBIMBO ERUPTIONS\u201d
\n\u201cWhen a woman accuses, discredit her
\n(With the help of a compromised editor):
\nThough she\u2019s anything but,
\nCall the woman a slut,\u201d
\nSaid the wife of a serial predator.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: WELL, DUH! I had never the slightest confusion And came easily to this conclusion, Needing no one to show me It was Mueller and Comey With the Clintons engaged in collusion. From the archive URANIUM ONE …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"Your Weekly Politickle: WELL, DUH! - Politickles","description":"Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: WELL, DUH! I had never the slightest confusion And came easily to this conclus"},"_slim_seo_primary_term_category":0,"_slim_seo_primary_term_post_tag":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[813,262,5218,1187,588,5366,990,5074,5367,2442,7,5287,5286,5288,5365],"class_list":["post-10957","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-barack-obama","tag-bill-clinton","tag-deep-state","tag-eric-holder","tag-fr-duplantier","tag-fbi-corruption","tag-hillary-clinton","tag-james-comey","tag-justice-department-corruption","tag-political-limerick","tag-politickle","tag-robert-mueller","tag-russian-collusion","tag-special-counsel","tag-well-duh"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10957","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10957"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10957\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10957"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10957"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10957"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}