Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: O SPILL With dispersants and skimmers and booms, We’ll contain the contaminate blooms, Stop the Slick from Chicago More toxic than Blago, And avert the disaster that looms. From the archive: CRY FOWL! If it looks …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: CROP FAILURE Yes, we try to be “part of the team,” But we find ourselves wanting to scream When what rose to the top — So-called “cream of the crop” — Is a rancid and foul …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: OBAMA DOCTRINE There’s no need for a war on terror. Just say no to the c’est-la-guerrer. Everything will be ducky As long as we’re lucky And the terrorist makes an error. From the archive: TAKEOFF “With …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: INVERT TED Olson says a square is round, Half an ounce is twice a pound, Two o’clock is ten, Men can marry men, And the sky is underground. From the archive: TWISTED As the lavender lobby …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: PAYBACK If Pelosi can get enough votes To shove health-care “reform” down our throats, You can bet we’ll remember And cast votes in November To be “reconciled” with Judas goats. From the archive: IN THE DOGHOUSE …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: RECONCILIATION “Form a line, single file, if you will; Remain quiet, attentive, and still; And spare us the drama As Dr. Obama Dispenses this large bitter pill.” From the archive: IN THE DOGHOUSE “My poor siblings …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: WHOOSH! At the Winter Olympics, aghast, All the skiers see someone fly past; They’re left out in the cold As Obama gets gold: No one’s ever gone downhill so fast! From the archive: OLYMPIANS If unfailing …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: BLIZZARD For a year he continued to blow As the nation was hunkered below: For relief we all yearned ‘Til the tables were turned And Obama was buried in snow. Lagniappe: HALLELUJAH! For 43 years they’ve …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHING YET Yes, the current recession’s severe And there seems to be little to cheer, But one day you’ll look back, See it wasn’t so black – ’Cause it’s bound to be worse …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: DELUSIONAL How Obama responded with glee To a message as plain as can be: “Voters put Coakley down And elected Scott Brown To affirm their approval of me!” From the archive: LOSING IT Al Gore screamed …
