Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: TUB SNUBBERS They abstain from Palmolive and Prell And perform their ablutions pell-mell, Neither soaking nor scouring In their five-minute showering: Now we know why some Englishmen smell. From the archive: BUSYBODIES They’ll first find tobacco …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: CORDOBA Like a swaggering conquering hero, Rauf is building a mosque at Ground Zero — Where some 3000 bodies Were interred by jihadis – And Obama just fiddles like Nero. From the archive: SEPTEMBER 11th Kissed …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: DEM BONES In the backyard we broke out the bibs, Fed our faces with barbecued ribs. Now we’re nursing the embers And awaiting November’s Bacchanalia of barbecued Libs. From the archive: THE ANCIENT MARINATOR There once …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: MIDTERM “We have lost the dumb voters’ affection But persist in our leftward direction, ‘Cause they don’t have the gumption To resist our presumption And we know how to rig an election.” From the archive: NIGHT …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: KAGANROO COURT Poor Obama is losing support, But he still has a sure last resort: He can perpetrate strange And perpetual change Placing radicals on the High Court. From the archive: SUPREME INDIFFERENCE Should our judges …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: AL GORGE If a human is hungry for strudel, He can get some by using his noodle, But his quest for confection May result in rejection If he paws like a poor, crazed sex poodle. From …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: THE INVISIBLE MAN Someone opened a devilish door Without caring what might lie in store: Disconnected from “donors,” Single mothers are loners And their kids don’t have dads anymore. From the archive: FATHER TIME Twenty years …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: BP/D As our nation reacts to the Spill And Obama decides not to drill, Hugo Chavez, the sheiks, And those climate-change freaks Like Al Gore and Prince Charles are athrill. Last week’s limerick: SUB CULTURE To …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: SUB CULTURE To my loved ones I had to say bye With the knowledge I might have to die: Does that mean that I oughta Spend six months underwater With a guy with a gleam in …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: SHELL SHOCK Dining out and plan to grab Lots of oysters, shrimp, and crab? Remember the Spill Has raised the bill: Let your partner pay the tab. From the archive: OOH LA LA! A fried turkey …
