Your Weekly Politickle: TEACHER’S PET PEEVE

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: TEACHER’S PET PEEVE“I will try to remember your names,But reject any petulant claims:What ‘your pronouns’ areIs a bridge too farAnd I won’t play ridiculous games.” PRONOUNCEMENTOkay, now you are going too far,Saying what your preferred pronouns …

Your Weekly Politickle: OPEN WIDE

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: OPEN WIDE“Opportunity knocks, let it in.Captive workers and voters: win, win.Votes and labor are freeOnce you buy them from me.So much money to make, let’s begin.” From the archive VOTO FINISH“Immigration concerns are what spur us,Opposition …

Your Weekly Politickle: THOROUGHLY MODERN MILLEY

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: THOROUGHLY MODERN MILLEYDrag queen shows for the kids he won’t spurn,Lest he be criticized as too stern.A recruit who’s transgender?He will gladly defend “her.”No, white rage is his only concern. From the archive MILLEY TARRYWhat a …

Your Weekly Politickle: CANDY BARRED

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: CANDY BARREDLittle Johnny’s in one of his moods.Easter morning, he silently broods:Stead of sugary sweetsAnd chocolaty treats,In his basket are “healthier” foods. From the archive EASTER EGG HUNTAcross the Net arrayed:A Hillary cavalcade.Instead of eggs,Collect jpegsOf …

Your Weekly Politickle: JEREMIAD

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: JEREMIAD“By my ‘friends’ I was astounded,Then by enemies surrounded.I am hopeful still:If it be Your will,Let Your vengeance be unbounded.” From the archive TRYINGEach night to bed dejected,Our lives far from perfected,Wondering whyWe try and try,Each …

Your Weekly Politickle: IT’S A WONDERFUL LIE

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: IT’S A WONDERFUL LIEHow did Silicon Valley BankOf a sudden go straight down the tank,And did they foreseeThe FDICBail them out with a check that was blank? From the archive MERRY CHRISTMAS, BEDFORD FALLS!He’s known plenty …

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