This Week’s List
What Bosses Really Mean
- We need a multi-tasker: You’ll have to do my job as well as yours
- We’ll have to work late: I screwed off all day
- Employees should not discuss salaries: Other people make way more than you
- We didn’t do as well as we hoped this year: I’ll get a bonus, but you won’t
- We’re bringing in a management consultant: His recommendations will be ignored
- You’re not a team player: You didn’t like my stupid idea
- You seem unhappy here: It would be cheaper for us if you quit
- We’re giving you an assistant: As soon as you train him, you’re fired
- We have a whistleblower policy: The last guy who invoked it disappeared
- The check’s in the mail: I have no intention of paying you
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Bob’s Other Lists:
- How to Interact with Humorless People
- Why Ordinary TV is Better than Cable
- Funny Things to Say at Work
- Things that Made Playing More Fun
- Lying Words and What They Mean
- Benefits to Homeschooling
- Drawbacks to Homeschooling
