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  • Aug 05 / 2011
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Tea Party Terror?

For the first time in decades, the left is meeting broad, sustained resistance. Its socialist utopia – so close and yet so far – is slipping away, the victim of economic reality. The entitlement society is unsustainable; it is crumbling under its massive, big-government weight. For progressives, this is why Tea Partyers are “terrorists” – political insurgents who are willing to stand up to the venal, decrepit liberal regime. Yet Tea Partyers are America’s freedom fighters; they are forcing the federal government to begin devolving power back to the people. – Jeffrey Kuhner, Edmund Burke Institute

If this is terror, let’s have more of it!


All 15 episodes of “Tea Time” are contained in this 2.5-minute compilation.

  • Oct 25 / 2010
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Your Weekly Politickle: HOUSE OF HORRORS

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:

HOUSE OF HORRORS
By the demons we all have been taunted
As unnatural powers were flaunted,
But the townsfolk will rout
And then drive the fiends out
Of the House on the Hill that is haunted.

From the archive:

GETTING WHAT WE ASK FOR
Halloween we all shout “Trick or Treat!”
As we hit every house on the street.
The next morning we wake
With a bad stomach ache,
‘Cause we had too much candy to eat.
(2009)

NANCYLVANIA
With the change in the House status quo, see
The new Madame Speaker Pelosi
Enduring the glare
With the crazed, glassy stare
Of a transgendered Bela Lugosi.
(2007)

NIGHT OF THE VOTING DEAD
“We’ll be summoned from slumberous state
To endorse the quadrennial slate;
Then it’s back to the grave,
Where we’ll try to behave
‘Til the conclave of 2008!”
(2004)

REGISTERED VOTERS
The polls open and who comes in?
Mary Poppins and Mickey Finn,
Then Betty Boop
And Alley Oop,
Sherlock Holmes and Gunga Din!
(2004)

THE GREAT BUMPKIN
Linus scans the nightscape scary
For a form imaginary:
There, looming tall
Like an orange ball,
Glows a pumpkin-colored Kerry!
(2004)

HILLAREEN
What compares to the horrible fright
That will haunt us on Halloween night?
Consider the fear,
As elections draw near,
Ghoulish candidates soon will excite!
(2003)

RECOUNT DRACULA
There once was a man named Vlad
Who was known for a habit he had:
With such pride in his nailing,
When he took to impaling
No one ever would challenge his chad.
(2000)

WHAT IS IT, E-GORE?
The mad doctor was testing a drug
When he felt on his labcoat a tug:
“Master, oh Master,
We’ve got to work faster
To destroy the Millennium Bug!”
(1999)

ZOMBIES
From justice they craftily fled
And avoided the sanctions they dread;
Now O.J. and Bill
Can linger at will
In the night of the fast-living dead.
(1999)

Last week’s limerick:

GUILT TEA
When it heats up and lets out a scream,
My tea kettle releases some steam:
I’m committing a crime
By affecting the clime!
Does this seem just a little extreme?

  • Oct 19 / 2010
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Tea Time, Episode 13: Recycling

TEA TIME GIRL: I use a new teabag for every cup of tea. Is that wasteful? Should I reuse the same bag five or six times? Or can I just enjoy my tea the way I like it?

Here’s another episode of the new Politickles video series “Tea Time.” Look for the complete collection on Youtube and Facebook. Enjoy, share, and remember in November!

  • Oct 18 / 2010
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Tea Time, Episode 12: Energy Crime

TEA TIME GIRL: I make tea by boiling water on the stove or heating it in the microwave. Will the martinets of energy efficiency mandate sun tea instead?

Here’s another episode of the new Politickles video series “Tea Time.” Look for the complete collection on Youtube and Facebook. Enjoy, share, and remember in November!

  • Oct 15 / 2010
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Tea Time, Episode 11: Environmental Impact

TEA TIME GIRL: My tea kettle releases steam. Is that a greenhouse gas? Am I contributing to global warming? Would you like my carbon footprint on your backside?

Here’s another episode of the new Politickles video series “Tea Time.” Look for the complete collection on Youtube and Facebook. Enjoy, share, and remember in November!

  • Oct 14 / 2010
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Tea Time, Episode 10: Regulation

TEA TIME GIRL: There’s a hazard to drinking tea. Drink enough of it and your teeth will turn yellow. Should we ban tea, then, or limit consumption? I don’t think so.

Here’s another episode of the new Politickles video series “Tea Time.” Look for the complete collection on Youtube and Facebook. Enjoy, share, and remember in November!

  • Oct 13 / 2010
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Tea Time, Episode 9: Rationing

TEA TIME GIRL: I buy tea a few packs at a time. Some people buy it in larger quantities. Are they being greedy? Are they hoarding tea? Is it really anyone else’s business?

Here’s another episode of the new Politickles video series “Tea Time.” Look for the complete collection on Youtube and Facebook. Enjoy, share, and remember in November!

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