Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:
“I take credit for any success —
All the plaudits and all the good press —
But find others to blame
And assume all the shame
When my policies make a big mess.”
From the archive:
There’s no need for a war on terror.
Just say no to the c’est-la-guerrer.
Everything will be ducky
As long as we’re lucky
And the terrorist makes an error.
Last week’s limerick:
A burger the price of a steak?
A $10 chocolate shake?
And hot apple pies?
Who remembers “deserving a break”?