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  • Apr 16 / 2012
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Your Weekly Politickle: IRONIC CURTAIN

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IRONIC CURTAIN
You’re not really “transparent” at all:
When you’re asked for your records, you stall;
You keep everything hidden,
Public access forbidden.
Mr. President, tear down this wall!

From the archive:

WATCHDOGS
“There’s just too much at stake,
We’ve got other muck to rake,
So, thanks, Sheriff Joe,
But we’d rather not know
If the birth certificate’s fake.”
(2012)

TARGET ACQUIRED
Taking years to amass information
And exactly determine location,
What at last have we found
Buried deep underground
But Obama’s birth documentation?
(2011)

DREAMS FROM MY FATHERLAND
“You may think that I haven’t a plan,
But from Libya it’s on to Sudan,
And from there to Nairobi
To quell kinsmen who know me
As a sly, native-born Kenyan man.”
(2011)

UNPRESIDENTED
We’re remiss to dismiss and deride
Those who ask if Barack’s qualified:
If it cannot be sworn
That he is “natural born,”
Then Obama has something to hide.
(2011)

BIRDS OF A FEATHER
The media rarely deride
A President on the same side:
For the faithful defender
Of their social agenda,
They’re willing to let some things slide.
(1998)

THE JOURNALIST
In the past, he was forced to “pay dues”
And develop “a nose for the news”.
Well, he still has a nose,
But, my, how it grows
When the facts must conform to his views!
(1998)

Last week’s limerick:

RUSSIAN
“Please, Vlady, let’s slow down the pace,
You really must give me more space,
Because after November
I’ll have time to dismember
What’s left of the United States.”

  • Mar 31 / 2012
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Resolving the Question of Obama’s Citizenship Status

British subject BHO Sr

Whether or not Barack Obama is a U.S. citizen may be an interesting question, but it’s not the question at hand. Whether or not he qualifies as a “natural-born citizen” is the subject of dispute. A strict constructionist relying on the original intent of the drafters of the Constitution and the meaning of the term “natural-born” prevailing at the time could not confirm his eligibility to be president.

If Obama is soundly defeated in November, the question of his citizenship status may then seem academic. Resolving it, however, is crucial to the prevention of similar travesties in the future. Surrounding the Obama administration with an aura of illegitimacy also has appeal, as does exposing his witting and unwitting enablers as participants in a massive fraud.

  • Mar 05 / 2012
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Your Weekly Politickle: WATCHDOGS

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WATCHDOGS
“There’s just too much at stake,
We’ve got other muck to rake,
So, thanks, Sheriff Joe,
But we’d rather not know
If the birth certificate’s fake.”

From the archive:

BIRDS OF A FEATHER
The media rarely deride
A President on the same side:
For the faithful defender
Of their social agenda,
They’re willing to let some things slide.
(1998)

THE JOURNALIST
In the past, he was forced to “pay dues”
And develop “a nose for the news”.
Well, he still has a nose,
But, my, how it grows
When the facts must conform to his views!
(1998)

Last week’s limerick:

WHOSE SARI NOW?
“Mr. President, hazard a guess:
What’s an Indian word for a dress?”
“Gee, I’m scratching my head.
Hmm, uh, sorry,” he said.
“That was it, Mr. President, yes!”

  • Jun 13 / 2011
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Your Weekly Politickle: DREAMS FROM MY MOTHER

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DREAMS FROM MY MOTHER
Though the leader in question was hesitant
To discuss where his parents were resident,
Still his mother was smitten
By a subject of Britain
And young Winston could never be president.

From the archive:

TARGET ACQUIRED
Taking years to amass information
And exactly determine location,
What at last have we found
Buried deep underground
But Obama’s birth documentation?
(2011)

DREAMS FROM MY FATHERLAND
“You may think that I haven’t a plan,
But from Libya it’s on to Sudan,
And from there to Nairobi
To quell kinsmen who know me
As a sly, native-born Kenyan man.”
(2011)

UNPRESIDENTED
We’re remiss to dismiss and deride
Those who ask if Barack’s qualified:
If it cannot be sworn
That he is “natural born,”
Then Obama has something to hide.
(2011)

Last week’s verses:

MISTWEETED
Little Anthony had to get meaner,
Being hung with a handle like Weiner,
Having always his surname
Being used as a slur name:
Could cognomens be any obscener?

CRAFT PRODUCT
Oh, you ought to get an oscar, “Mayor” Weiner,
For the explanation of your tweet,
But I doubt you’ll get an oscar, “Mayor” Weiner,
Or even keep your legislative seat.

  • May 02 / 2011
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Your Weekly Politickle: TARGET ACQUIRED

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TARGET ACQUIRED
Taking years to amass information
And exactly determine location,
What at last have we found
Buried deep underground
But Obama’s birth documentation?

From the archive:

BETWEEN IRAQ & A HARD PLACE
Here’s the buzz on the Arabic “street”:
Soon Saddam and Osama will meet,
But the place where they’re bound
Is quite deep underground
And beset by unbearable heat.
(2003)

Last week’s verse:

GOOD FRIDAY
When tornadoes come whirling your way,
You get down on your knees and you pray:
You’re just glad you’re not dead,
Have a roof overhead –
Nothing else seems to matter that day.

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  • Mar 28 / 2011
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Your Weekly Politickle: DREAMS FROM MY FATHERLAND

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DREAMS FROM MY FATHERLAND
“You may think that I haven’t a plan,
But from Libya it’s on to Sudan,
And from there to Nairobi
To quell kinsmen who know me
As a sly, native-born Kenyan man.”

From the archive:

UNPRESIDENTED
We’re remiss to dismiss and deride
Those who ask if Barack’s qualified:
If it cannot be sworn
That he is “natural born,”
Then Obama has something to hide.
(2011)

Last week’s verse:

THE BURROWERS
“Just like Cronkite and Edward R. Murrow,
We’re committed, determined, and thorough:
In the media, the schools,
With our radical rules,
We’re the moles that unceasingly burrow.”

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  • Jan 10 / 2011
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Your Weekly Politickle: UNPRESIDENTED

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UNPRESIDENTED
We’re remiss to dismiss and deride
Those who ask if Barack’s qualified:
If it cannot be sworn
That he is “natural born,”
Then Obama has something to hide.

From the archive:

MR. PRECEDENT
What a vile conglomeration
Of every abomination:
In Clinton’s wake,
Only villains will make
A bid for the nomination.
(1999)

Last week’s verse:

SUPPORT & DEFEND
From her previous grandeur delusion,
Nancy’s entered a state of confusion;
She’s completely perplexed
As she hears a strange text:
The Republican-read Constitution.

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