Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:
WHO TO BELIEVE?
. . . But Obama says they’re lies
And Planned Parenthood denies
The heinous acts
And felonious facts
That we’ve seen with our own eyes . . .
From the archive
“There’s no point in anyone tryin’
To find someone who’s better at lyin’,
‘Cause Barack is the best
And he does it with zest:
He’s the perfect replacement for Brian!”
Take the pledge and escape from its grip,
Nevermore from this moment a nip:
If you value your brain,
You must henceforth refrain
From the vile Mainstream Media drip.
“We can tell filthy lies about you
And there’s nothing at all you can do,
But we’ll make such a fuss
If you criticize us –
Even if what you say is quite true.”
BIRDS OF A FEATHER
The media rarely deride
A President on the same side:
For the faithful defender
Of their social agenda,
They’re willing to let some things slide.
In the past, he was forced to “pay dues”
And develop “a nose for the news.”
Well, he still has a nose,
But, my, how it grows
When the facts must conform to his views!
Jennings, Rather, Brokaw
Seem determined to jabber and jaw.
They think we’re too dumb
To discern the outcome
Of the campaign debate we just saw.
Last week’s limerick
PROSECUTION FOR THE WITNESS
Having witnessed a hideous crime,
He identified all of the prime
But the case is resolved
With the witness the one doing time.