Politickles

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:

PEER REVIEW
“Kermit Gosnell has gotten us riled,
By his actions we’ve all been defiled,
But he does not belong
With the rest of our throng:
We have standards for killing a child!”

From the archive:

MARCH
No, their numbers are never reported
(If they were, they’d be greatly distorted),
But this year in the throng,
Fifty million-plus strong,
Are the souls of the children aborted.
(2013)

POSTNATAL ABORTION
Oh, the wailing could hardly be shriller
For the fallen abortionist Tiller:
How those pro-choicers burn
With such tender concern
For an infamous serial killer!
(2009)

NO BIG DEAL
Why feel sorry for the slain
While you’re sucking out his brain,
Tearing off of him
Every little limb,
If he cannot feel real pain?
(2005)

DOA
“Shall I never see the morn?
Hear a rattle, bell, or horn?
Or taste the air?
Or touch your hair?
Must I die before I’m born?”
(2005)

MOTHER’S DAZE
“In confusion I resorted
To the ‘choice’ that was exhorted;
Now every day
I cry and pray
For the baby I aborted.”
(2003)

LOST ON EARTH
We’re so eager to find a trace
Of the least little life in space,
But here on Earth
We bar the birth
Of lives we could embrace.
(2001)

CHOICE POSITION
Don’t be fooled by the “pro-choice” ruse
That amoralists use to confuse,
For your choices could
Be bad or good
And it matters how you choose.
(2001)

LEGAL ISSUE
Five Justices’ wanton support
Preserves the grim “right” to abort:
To keep babies alive,
Replace one of those five
And establish a life-choosing Court.
(2000)

TERRIFIED TISSUE
“Oh, Mama, don’t let that thing get me!
Oh, Mama, you’ve not even met me!
Oh, Mama, please give
Me a lifetime to live!
Oh, Mama, you’d never regret me!”
(2000)

Last week’s limerick:

HILLARITY
“Though she’s ugly, dishonest, and mean,
Just the wickedest witch ever seen,
She’s the best that we’ve got,
So let’s give her a shot
And elect her in Twenty-Sixteen.”

Americans United for Life released a groundbreaking analysis of the nation’s largest abortion business, following years of AUL legal team research poring over more than 20 years of Planned Parenthood records, law enforcement reports, and other materials. The report details evidence of systemic financial irregularities within the abortion giant – which receives more than $363 million in taxpayer funding each year. – Charmaine Yoest, AUL

Planned Parenthood is a truly evil organization, committed to undermining morality, murdering children, and destroying families. It should not even be allowed to exist, much less be subsidized by our tax dollars.

Infiltration & Sabotage

Food and Drug Administration (FDA) Commissioner Margaret A. Hamburg says “some very explicit, almost gruesome pictures may be necessary” on cigarette labels. . . . Shouldn’t the same standards and cautions be applied to warning labels to alert women about diseases caused by “the pill” and all other forms of harmful hormonal contraception? – Jenn Giroux

Sexual Revolution Was No Accident

Essay on why babies are a public nuisance?

I have to write a six page essay on why babies are a public nuisance.

Can someone give me some ideas?? Where do I start?? – Yahoo! Answers

This is an actual question that some student posted on Yahoo! Answers. Do I detect a teacher with an axe to grind? A feminist, perhaps? Maybe the students in the class should write an essay on why bad teachers are a public nuisance, instead. Think of all the carbon dioxide they spew as they propagandize the next generation!

Baptism of Duplantier Public Nuisance #6

Unprecedented pontiff bashing has taken hold in the press — prompted by Pope Benedict XVI’s criticism of the use of condoms in anti-AIDS programs, made on his arrival Tuesday for a weeklong tour of Africa. — Washington Times

The distribution of condoms is an incitement to fornication, and a degradation of human dignity. The Church can never endorse this.

The liberal insistence that certain people are incabable of exercising self-restraint is bigotry of the worst kind.

Where’s Al Gore when you need him?

The birth-control pill is causing “devastating” environmental damage and plays a role in rising male infertility rates . . . — Catholic News Service

Instead of frightening everybody with his global warming boogeyman, old Al could be spreading the alarm about a serious, legitimate threat to the survival of mankind: rising male infertility rates.

I’m 52 years old and have six children, so this is not a personal concern, but I do think it would be nice for my kids — and other people’s kids — to be able to have kids of their own, and I kind of like the idea of the human race continuing to exist when I myself am gone. Call it altruism.

Why doesn’t Al Gore care? He’s ten years older than me, of course, and those tight jeans he wore to attract the female vote may have taken their toll. Then, there’s the big problem: the suspected cause of rising male infertility is contraceptive waste. Making a big stink about that would offend the very same female voters who thought a dumpy middle-aged guy looked good in tight jeans and for that reason deserved to be president. Better to ignore the whole thing. Besides, what’s the source for this information? The Catholic Church! Hah! They’re just trying to stop people from fornicating.