UKRANIUM ONE Of a scandal, there’s not been a whiff? Biden, Kerry, Pelosi, and Schiff All have ties to Ukraine That they cannot explain: It’s no longer a question of if.
From the archive
JOE BRIBIN’ “There’s no conflict for me or for Sonny – That’s a fact, even if it sounds funny. You can trust me,” says Joe, “There was no quid pro quo When we traded influence for money.” (2019)
SOME FOUNDATION Now at last we are hearing the knell For a devilish global cartel Dealing drugs, arms, and kids And horrific snuff vids: Is there anything Clintons won’t sell? (2019)
IF IT PROSPER All the sins of the Clintons are bared, Yet you’d think not a single soul cared, But we know what’s the reason None dare call it treason: They’re complicit, complacent, or scared. (2018)
FROM ‘RUSSIA’ WITH LOVE Short-term goal: Infiltrate and derail And make sure Donald Trump can’t prevail; Mission code name: No Drama; Agent: Double Obama; Long-term goal: Keep us all out of jail. (2018)
URANIUM ONE To avoid an erroneous conclusion, Let’s begin by dispelling confusion: It was Hillary who took Russian bribes like a crook, It was Hillary engaged in collusion. (2017)
Last week’s limerick
THE MULLAH REPORT Soleimani got snuffed in Iraq While preparing another attack, And the mullahs are vexed ’Cause they know they’ll be next If they’re stupid enough to strike back.