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  • Oct 03 / 2016
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YWP: ORGANIZED FOR ACTION

organized

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ORGANIZED FOR ACTION
Want some protesters at the mall?
Need to rig an election this fall?
Whatever the job,
The Obamaphone Mob
Is now waiting to take your call.

From the archive

OAF FOR OFA*
“I will post on a popular site
That appeals to the rubes on the right,
I’ll pretend to engage them,
Then I’ll quickly enrage them,
Leaving heat where there might have been light.”
(2013)
*Organizing for Action

THE BURROWERS
“Just like Cronkite and Edward R. Murrow,
We’re committed, determined, and thorough:
In the media, the schools,
With our radical rules,
We’re the moles that unceasingly burrow.”
(2011)

Last week’s limerick

INNER VOICE
“I’m sorry, I can’t hear.
Say, ‘I’m sick, dishonest, queer’?
Wait a minute! Hey!
What did I just say?
Someone’s hacked into my ear!”

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  • Sep 26 / 2016
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Your Weekly Politickle: INNER VOICE

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INNER VOICE
“I’m sorry, I can’t hear.
Say, ‘I’m sick, dishonest, queer’?
Wait a minute! Hey!
What did I just say?
Someone’s hacked into my ear!”

From the archive

RUSSIAN INTO BATTLE
On the day of the duel, he was glad
That he’d chosen the weapon he had:
Teleprompter for Barry.
And his poor adversary?
Just a shoulder-fired missile for Vlad.
(2014)

NEXT TIME
“By October 16th, that’s the date
That I want you to have this all straight:
Teleprompter is on,
Romney’s microphone’s gone.
Then we’ll see who will win the debate!”
(2012)

PINOCCHIOBAMA
While we hang on his every last word,
Mesmerized by the mishmash we’ve heard,
Teleprompters relay
What the dummy should say
And our president’s Mortimer Snerd.
(2009)

Last week’s limerick

AHEM
“This whole issue’s asinine [COUGH]
And there isn’t any sign [COUGH]
Of anything wrong,
So let’s move along:
My physician says I’m fine [COUGH].”

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  • Sep 19 / 2016
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Your Weekly Politickle: AHEM

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AHEM
“This whole issue’s asinine [COUGH]
And there isn’t any sign [COUGH]
Of anything wrong,
So let’s move along:
My physician says I’m fine [COUGH].”

From the archive

OBAMACARE
“We would never overtly deny
Any care we’re prepared to supply;
If we do have to ration,
With a practiced compassion
We’ll decide who deserves most to die.”
(2009)

GOOD GRIEF
“Now, children, please don’t cry.
It’s time to say goodbye.
Today’s the day
We booked in May:
It’s Grandma’s turn to die.”
(2009)

IN THE DOGHOUSE
“My poor siblings and I are so sad:
He’s the best friend that we ever had,
With a heart of pure gold,
But he has gotten old,
And it’s time that we euthanize Dad.”
(2009)

Last week’s limerick

JOHNSON
Gary knows what is a depot,
Gary knows what is a Zeppo,
But it’s plain to show
Gary doesn’t know
What the hell on earth’s a leppo.

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  • Sep 14 / 2016
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A Message from Bill Whittle

whittleHi everybody.

As many of you know by now, footage of Hillary Clinton collapsing at the 9/11 ceremony is sweeping the country. The only reason we know about this – the ONLY reason – is because two citizens with smartphones happened to be on the scene. We also know that major news outlets – CNN in particular – cut away live from anyone or any event that shows Hillary Clinton in a bad light.

Because of those two citizens, this woman’s critical health issues are front-page news despite the media’s refusal to look into the story; despite, in fact, that they know very well how sick she has been and for a long time.

Those of you who have followed my work for a while know how energetically, indeed, vehemently, I attack the ludicrous conspiracy theories that are plaguing modern culture. So with that said, there is no question in my mind that the entire Clinton campaign is a deliberate conspiracy on the part of the Clintons, the DNC, major media outlets, and several top-level government officials.

They are colluding because for reasons known and unknown in order to get this woman elected AT ALL COSTS. They are fully aware of how sick this woman really is, and that she has suffered from some major condition for years, if not decades. They have decided, on your behalf, that a woman showing clear signs of neurological damage, confusion and debilitating physical weakness is going to be our next President and that the increasing evidence that she is physically (not to mention morally) unfit to hold office is none of your damn business.

Does that make you angry? It makes me furious. So I’ll be shooting a new Firewall about this tomorrow, but it was only yesterday that I fully realized that BillWhittle.com and the others on our team are no longer the “alternative media.” WE ARE THE NEWS MEDIA. It’s giants like CNN and all the rest – dinosaurs with hundreds of millions of dollars – that are the alternate media now. They are not in the news business. They are in the news suppression business.

This week, I am going to make an episode of all of our members-only programming available to everyone: Time Over Target, the Nexus Report, News, Actually and our two members-only additional Right Angle shows. We put a great deal of effort into these members-only programs as a way of expressing our thanks to those people who have become Citizen Producers. But our members know, as do we here in the office, that these benefits are not the reason they became members. They became members because this is the best pro-freedom, pro- American political messaging available anywhere, and they want to make sure that the 50 million views we already have continue to grow.

Help us. We are going to be here through the election, and well, well beyond, trying to show and explain to a fundamentally good and honest American people just how badly they have been lied to, and for how long. It’s not going to be someone else who steps up now. If you love this country as much as I do, it will have to be you who joins us and helps us run these lying, treasonous, felonious thieves and liars right into the river.

Now is the time to hit back HARD. Click here to join us: https://www.billwhittle.com/membership

  • Sep 12 / 2016
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Your Weekly Politickle: JOHNSON

johnson

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JOHNSON
Gary knows what is a depot,
Gary knows what is a Zeppo,
But it’s plain to show
Gary doesn’t know
What the hell on earth’s a leppo.

Lagniappe

ON EAGLE’S WINGS
With firm faith in you, Lord, fill us.
With a patriot’s zeal, instill us.
Provide what we need
So that we may proceed
To follow the footsteps of Phyllis.

From the archive

EAGLE FORMULA
There’s a cure for the liberal bacillus
That’s invaded our system to kill us:
Overcome ERA
(In pill form or spray!)
With the powerful antigen “Phyllis.”
(2000)

Last week’s limerick

DEMOCRAT
What kind of a jughead or jerk
Sports a pious, self-satisfied smirk,
Does what’s destined to fail,
What can never avail,
And keeps doing it when it won’t work?

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