Your Weekly Politickle: CHOW TIME
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CHOW TIME
At the Kmart, the president got
A new 16-quart stainless steel pot;
He’d been getting much thinner,
So he had friends for dinner:
Rex, King, Rover, Spike, Fido and Spot.
From the archive:
RANDALL ROBINSON
You might meet him for pastries and punch,
But I have the most harrowing hunch
That you’d better decline
When he utters this line:
“I am eager to have you for lunch.”
(2005)
PRESERVATION CAJUN-STYLE
Save the salmon and save the seal,
Save the gator and save the eel,
The dolphin, the whale,
The mussel, the snail:
Save them all for my next meal.
(2001)
Last week’s limerick:
IRONIC CURTAIN
You’re not really “transparent” at all:
When you’re asked for your records, you stall;
You keep everything hidden,
Public access forbidden.
Mr. President, tear down this wall!
