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Your Weekly Politickle: CORNY POPS

  • May 25 / 2020
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Your Weekly Politickle: CORNY POPS

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CORNY POPS
“I’m Joe Biden, I’m ‘ill’ and talk smack,
I’m all down with the dudes that smoke crack,
All the boys in the ’hood
Know I’m ‘bad’ (which means good):
If you don’t vote for me, you ain’t black.”

From the archive

RUNNING ON EMPTY
“I’m Joe Biden, I’m running for press event!
What I mean is, I’m running for peppermints!
Folks, I’m not really senile,
You can trust me, and meanwhile:
I’m Joe Biden, I’m running for Pepsodent!”
(2020)

UKRANIUM ONE
Of a scandal, there’s not been a whiff?
Biden, Kerry, Pelosi, and Schiff
All have ties to Ukraine
That they cannot explain:
It’s no longer a question of if.
(2020)

JOE BRIBIN’
“There’s no conflict for me or for Sonny –
That’s a fact, even if it sounds funny.
You can trust me,” says Joe,
“There was no quid pro quo
When we traded influence for money.”
(2019)

Last week’s limerick

HELTER SHELTER
I can’t breathe with this mask on my face!
Social distancing wastes too much space!
Though I try to comply,
I just have to ask why
All the healthy must shelter in place.

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