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Your Weekly Politickle: PANNED MEDIC

  • Apr 20 / 2020
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Your Weekly Politickle: PANNED MEDIC

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PANNED MEDIC
Dr. Fauci has long been in bed
With Bill Gates, the old Microsoft head:
Though he tried to inspire us
With a fear of the virus,
His vaccine is what scares us instead.

Lagniappe

THE GIRL WITH EMPHYSEMA
Tall and tan and young and lovely
The girl with emphysema starts coughing
And when she passes, each one she passes goes “ew!”

When she coughs, they think it’s the virus
That came from the lab in Wuhan, China
And when she passes, each one she passes goes “ew!”

Oh, but she hasn’t a fever
Though she does have trouble breathing
But, still, they all are aghast
That she isn’t wearing a mask
And they’re sure that she must have the flu

Tall and tan and young and lovely
The girl with emphysema starts coughing
And when she passes, they cry
She should be quarantined.

Last week’s limerick

WITNESS
What did Whittaker Chambers once say?
“God or Man?” is the question today.
If we answer it wrong,
We will find before long
Our presumption has led us astray.

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