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Your Weekly Politickle: COFFEE BREAK

  • Mar 30 / 2020
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Your Weekly Politickle: COFFEE BREAK

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:

COFFEE BREAK
When you offered to hire us [cough, cough],
We did not have the virus [cough, cough].
Rest assured, then, that we [cough],
Are still virus-free [cough],
So there’s no need to fire us [cough, cough].

From the archive

CORONARYVIRUS
There once was a woman named Beth
Who experienced shortness of breath:
The Wuhan Flu panic
Was making her manic,
And the fretter was frightened to death.
(2020)

Last week’s limerick

INSANITIZING
I have followed the experts’ commands,
Blocking access to all of my glands:
There’s not one single trace
Of a germ on my face,
And I’ve scrubbed all the skin off my hands.

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