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Your Weekly Politickle: COVFEFE MATE

  • Feb 03 / 2020
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Your Weekly Politickle: COVFEFE MATE

COVFEFE MATE
Once impeachment is finally done,
We can then start to have some real fun,
Watching Democrats squirm
As the tables are turned
And they find that they’ve no place to run.

Song parodies commissioned by PublicAdvocateUSA.org

GET A LYIN’ WHISTLER
When you get in trouble
And you don’t know right from wrong,
Get a lyin’ whistler, get a lyin’ whistler

When you meet temptation
And the urge is very strong
Get a lyin’ whistler, get a lyin’ whistler

Not just a little squeaker, a pucker up and blower
And if your whistler’s meek, yell
“We gotta impeach him!”

Right

Take the bent and crooked path
And if you start to slide
Get a lyin’ whistler, get a lyin’ whistler
And always let your conscience be denied

Take the bent and crooked path
And if you start to slide
Get a lyin’ whistler (yoo-hoo)
Get a lyin’ whistler (yoo-hoo)
And always let your conscience be denied
And always let your conscience be denied

I’LL BRING HOME IMPEACHMENT
I’ll bring home impeachment
You can count on me
I’ll have a show
With whistleblowers
And evidence fact-free

Impeachment’s end will find me
Where the spotlight gleams
I’ll bring home impeachment
If only in my dreams.

Last week’s limerick

LOOKS GOOD TO MEME
I’m reluctant to act like a rash wag,
But I’m anxious to launch a new hashtag
And to see my neat theme
Be the next viral meme –
If I don’t toss it into the trash bag.

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