Help put Christ back in Christmas by circulating this verse* widely.
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:
All the kids make a merry mad dash
And they open their gifts in a flash,
But they leave all the wrapping
On the floor while they’re napping
And the gifts get thrown out with the trash.
From the archive
Last week’s limerick
Prosecutors have compacted
All the laws he has infracted,
But it’s hard to see
When the facts are all redacted.