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Your Weekly Politickle: TDS

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Your Weekly Politickle: TDS

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TDS*
Are these symptoms familiar to you:
Bulging eyes and pinched lips turning blue,
Heart a-pounding (thump thump)
At the mention of Trump,
Raw emotions and lowered IQ?
*Trump Derangement Syndrome

Lagniappe

FOOL WATERS
All day that face
Spews toxic waste,
Who could embrace
Miss Waters,
Maxine Waters?

That nut’s a tool,
An utter fool,
There’s no one who’ll
Miss Waters,
Maxine Waters.
*To the tune of “Cool Water”

#WALKAWAY, RENEE
And when you see the signs that seem to say
The Left just uses you to get their way,
Just walk away, Renee:
The Democrat Party’s not your home,
Their empty promises of hope and change are lame,
You’re not to blame.
*To the tune of “Walk Away, Renee”

Last week’s limerick

YOUR PENUMBRA’S UP
We will have a conservative Court,
One that won’t legislate or distort
The plain meaning of laws
To advance a bad cause,
One that won’t invent “rights” to abort.

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